Who would you cast as yourself in the Jeff Gerstmann biopic?
Chris Pratt
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My son wanted to play Mario Party Superstars tonight and ended up in tears. We're definitely owed some sort of compensation from Nintendo for pain & suffering, right?
I would like to join your class action lawsuit
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I got a 4090 and I think it ranks pretty highly as one of the silliest things I own. It is so fucking big.
It’s the Buster Sword of graphics cards
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Did you know there was a Canadian Maniac Mansion TV show that was on in the late 80s and produced by SCTV alums? I didn't.
He’s the World Cup champion, whatever that means! Nice to see him get some meaningful wins on TV.
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Why do people make such a big deal out of washing your hands after using the toilet? It's not like I'm splashing around in it while I do my business. The crotchial region generally has the most protection surrounding it to keep it safe and clean in the first place. That's why I wash my hands BEFORE I get down. It's really the only sensible option.
I refuse to hear any takes of this nature that do not give appropriate credit/consideration to the Michael Showalter album, “Sandwiches & Cats.”
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Would you rather eat your favorite meal or drink a cup of piss?
joke’s on you, my favorite meal _is_ a cup of piss!!!!!!!!!!